why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
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jokes about german sausage are the wurst
my name is Madison. I live in Kansas, though my heart lies in San Francisco.
I like boys. And I like girls.
I'm 18 years old, and I'm attracted to men with prominent eyebrows (i.e. Darren Criss, Daniel Radcliffe, Zachary Quinto...) Also, Harry Styles
I post a lot of beautiful people, One Direction, and porn
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- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
finnickodamn asked: 1) I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT GRAVE ENCOUNTERS BEING GHOST ADVENTURES BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT GHOST ADVENTURES and 2) stealing tattoos tsk tsk but omg a german flag in the shape of a heart how could you NOT steal that
I KNOW isn’t it brilliant? Like I was trying to get all deep and symbolic with the lucky statue I saw in Bremen and then she hits me with the simplest fucking idea I’ve ever heard and now I NEED IT
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
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i’m actually terrified
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